Welcome to Enlightened Bastards Technologies™

Our mission is to have the most fun possible. Fortunately for you, creating the technology of tomorrow is something that we find to be one of our highest joys.


About the Company

Enlightened Bastards Technologies™ is a company based in the knowing that everything is possible. We have thrown out all of the old ideas that govern this world (like the laws of physics and the progress-stopping concept of patents), and have instead decided to make the world the way we want it.... a happy, fun, and free place. All of us (at Enlightened Bastards Technologies) have roots in the Law Of Attraction, and have chosen not simply to practice it, but to live to the fullest in every aspect of our lives. We decided to use these principles to revolutionize the way business, family, and community function.


Franchise Information (Coming Soon)

Want to be apart of a world changing historical event? Be a Bastard, own a franchise.


Contact Information

You can email us at info@enlightenedbastardstechnologies.com

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News

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8/10/08

Many awesome and unexpected surprises keep showing up.. Things are going oh so smoothly.

6/16/08

Main site design complete! Site is now officially launched! Prepare yourself...